Haaland shares weight update after Guardiola's Christmas warning

Erling Haaland, the Manchester City superstar, shared a cheerful update on social media, revealing he weighs 94.4 kilograms after the Christmas break. This follows Pep Guardiola's warning that any player showing up 'fatty' would miss the Nottingham Forest match. Meanwhile, Haaland played Santa for kids, and City crushed West Ham 3-0, with Haaland scoring 19 goals this season!

Quick rundown

1.Erling Haaland confirms no weight gain over Christmas.

2.Pep Guardiola warns players about festive indulgence.

3.Haaland leads Premier League scoring chart with 19 goals.

4.Haaland went undercover as Santa Claus in Manchester.

5.Manchester City adapting after summer player departures.

Haaland the Holiday Hero: Santa Surprises Kids with Cheer
Haaland the Holiday Hero: Santa Surprises Kids with Cheer
So, Erling Haaland, the goal-scoring wizard of Manchester City, traded his cleats for a Santa suit to sprinkle some holiday magic on kids in Manchester. Decked out like the jolly old elf himself, he delivered gifts with a side of cheeky banter, even telling a young United fan he was on the naughty list. Who knew Santa could score points off the pitch too? Ho ho ho, the holiday MVP is here!
11:55 am on Wednesday, 17 December, 2025
Haaland ka Ronaldo-Messi se inspiration ka josh!
Haaland ka Ronaldo-Messi se inspiration ka josh!
Arre bhai, suno! Erling Haaland, Manchester City ka superstar, bola ki Ronaldo aur Messi hai uske inspiration. Yeh dono abhi bhi khel rahe hain, samjha? 40 aur 38 saal ke umar mein bhi fit hain! Haaland ne bola, 'Ronaldo ki body dekh ke toh main hairaan ho gaya!' Usne Bournemouth ke saath match mein 21 goals maar diye, bhai! Aaj kal toh goal maarne ki bhookh hai, samjhe? Football duniya mein hungama hai!
11:10 pm on Friday, 12 December, 2025
Haaland not thrilled to see Mbappe benched for big match
Haaland not thrilled to see Mbappe benched for big match
Erling Haaland was feeling a bit grumpy after seeing Kylian Mbappe on the bench during the Champions League clash between Real Madrid and Manchester City on Wednesday. Mbappe, nursing a finger fracture, missed the match, giving City a psychological boost. Haaland scored in the 2-1 victory, admitting playing at the Bernabeu is tough but celebrating the win as crucial for their campaign.
11:25 am on Friday, 13 February, 2026
Pep Guardiola's Tough Love: No Holiday Bulge Allowed!
Pep Guardiola's Tough Love: No Holiday Bulge Allowed!
Listen up, champs! Pep Guardiola is throwing down the gauntlet for his Manchester City squad! If you waltz back from Christmas looking like a bloated marshmallow, you might just find yourself benched. With Nottingham Forest on the horizon for December 27, it’s time to keep those scales in check! The Rock says, discipline is key, and City’s got a title to chase!
03:25 pm on Monday, 22 December, 2025
Pep's Pep Talk: City Needs More Fire to Chase Arsenal
Pep's Pep Talk: City Needs More Fire to Chase Arsenal
So Pep’s out here like, "Listen up, squad!" City just obliterated West Ham 3-0, but Pep's not vibing with the current energy. He’s demanding more spirit and hustle, with academy kids stepping up. Haaland dropped two goals, but Pep's still like, "We gotta level up!" Arsenal's only two points ahead, so the race is on before Christmas chaos hits!
08:45 am on Sunday, 21 December, 2025

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