Witch Doctor's Quirky Ritual to Free Harry Kane After Draw

In a hilarious twist, Ghana's witch doctor Nana Kwaku Bonsam performed a quirky ritual to "release" Harry Kane after a snooze-worthy 0-0 draw in the World Cup. He claims to be the world's most powerful spiritualist and predicts Kane will score next time. With Ghana's solid defense, both teams now aim for knockout spots. Who knew magic could be this tactical?

Quick rundown

1.Ghanaian witch doctor claims to have 'released' Harry Kane.

2.England held to a goalless draw by Ghana in World Cup.

3.Nana Kwaku Bonsam performs ritual to influence match outcome.

4.Ghana's defensive strategy frustrates England's attack.

5.Both teams aim for knockout spots in the final group game.

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