Benjamin Sesko Goes from Super Sub to Super Striker Vibes

Yo, Manchester United's Benjamin Sesko is ditching the 'super sub' label for a shiny new title: 'super striker'! His agent, Elvis Basanovic, is like, 'Forget that noise, this guy's a goal machine!' With 10 goals in 28 games, it’s time for the squad to let him loose. Let’s go for that Champions League, fam! More starts, less bench time!