Haaland's Ghosting Skills: Fans Rage After 0/10 Disaster

Alright, folks, Erling Haaland just pulled off the ultimate ghosting act in a 3-0 disaster against Real Madrid! Like, did he even step onto the pitch? Pep thought he’d save the day, but instead, he served up a 0/10 performance. Fans are losing it, calling him a bombastic stinker and suggesting he should just stick to vlogging. Three passes in 82 minutes? What a fugazi show!