Manchester United Says No Way to Bruno Fernandes Exit Drama

Alright, squad, brace yourselves! Manchester United just pulled a plot twist: Bruno Fernandes is NOT leaving, no matter how much Saudi Arabia throws at them. They were ready to cash in on him for £80 million, but nah, they’re keeping their midfield magician. Paul Pogba even said if Bruno were at City, he'd be a Ballon d'Or contender. Can you imagine?!