Messi Ghosts in World Cup Final, Bieber Steals His Thunder

So, Messi was supposed to be the GOAT, right? But in the 2026 World Cup final, he ghosted harder than your ex. Argentina couldn’t even get a shot on target for 117 minutes—like, what?! Emiliano Martinez was out here saving the day with 11 ridiculous stops. Fans are dragging Messi, saying even Justin Bieber had more screen time! Now he’s hinting at retirement? Yikes!