Okay, fam! Teddy Sheringham, the Manchester United GOAT, is screaming for Rasmus Hojlund to ditch Napoli and come back home. He’s like, "This guy’s a total gem!" Sheringham thinks a management shake-up could spark Hojlund’s fire. Meanwhile, Zola's throwing shade, saying letting him go was a major oof! Hojlund’s been scoring like it’s his job, so why not bring him back already?!

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