Argentina's Defense: Messi Set to Roast Algeria in Opener

Listen up, you culinary catastrophes! Argentina’s kicking off their World Cup campaign against Algeria on June 16, and it’s Cristian Romero and Lisandro Martinez anchoring the defense. Messi’s fit and ready to roast Algeria! Scaloni, don’t serve us undercooked tactics! This is the defending champions we’re talking about—no room for error, just pure brilliance on the pitch!