Arteta's Kitchen Chaos: Declan Rice's Knee and Bournemouth Showdown

Arsenal's head chef, Mikel Arteta, is in a panic over Declan Rice's knee—it's swollen like a poorly cooked soufflé! With Calafiori and Mosquera sidelined, the Gunners can't afford to be an idiot sandwich against Bournemouth. Learn from past blunders, lads, or you'll be burnt toast! Keep your focus, Arsenal, and serve up a victory!