Donnarumma's Goalkeeping Disaster Sparks Outrage Among Fans

Gianluigi, what are you doing? In Manchester City's 3-0 debacle against Arsenal in the FA Community Shield, you turned goalkeeping into a slapstick routine! You let a record goal slip by like a soggy soufflé and fumbled a simple header like a raw chicken! Fans are calling for Geronimo Rulli to take your place. Get your act together before you become an idiot sandwich!