England's World Cup Dreams Crumble Like Overcooked Pasta

Listen up, you muppets! England’s head honcho, Thomas Tuchel, just served up a plate of excuses after the Three Lions got trampled by Argentina in the World Cup semi-finals. They scored first, then decided to play hide-and-seek with the ball. It’s raw! Tuchel’s fuming that their DNA lacks the flair of the Spanish or Argentinian teams. Get it together, lads!