FA Says No Ban for Martinelli After Shoving Bradley

Listen up, you muppets! Arsenal's Gabriel Martinelli just pulled a stunt during a snooze-fest with Liverpool, trying to shove Conor Bradley off the pitch like he's tossing out a burnt soufflé! Referee Anthony Taylor slapped him with a yellow card, and even Gary Neville called him an idiot. But the FA said no more punishment. Martinelli, you’re lucky this time! Get your act together!