France Gets Cooked by England in Wild World Cup Showdown

France just got sliced open like a bad fillet! In a bloody 10-goal showdown, England served up a 6-4 feast, leaving Les Bleus in tatters. Deschamps' last hurrah? More like a kitchen nightmare! They were raw in the first half, and even with Mbappe trying to save face, it was like trying to fix a soufflé that’s already collapsed. What are you? An idiot sandwich?