Gordon Ramsay’s Recipe for World Cup Glory: Score Big!

Listen up, France! If you want to hoist that World Cup, Kylian, get your backside on the left wing and score six bloody goals! Dembele, you’re the secret weapon—five goals from you, got it? With talent like this, Deschamps better whip you into shape, or it’ll be a kitchen disaster! Get cooking, or you’ll be an idiot sandwich in history!