Haaland and Dias Take the Helm as City Prepares for Arsenal

Listen up, you lot! Enzo Maresca just handed the captaincy to Erling Haaland and Ruben Dias for the 2026-27 season! With Pep off cooking somewhere else, it’s time for these two to whip the squad into shape. Haaland’s last season was a feast of 38 goals, and now he’s got to lead against Arsenal this Sunday. No room for undercooked performances, lads!