Ian Wright Demands Ballon d'Or for Declan Rice if Arsenal Wins

Listen up, you culinary catastrophes! Ian Wright's dishing out a bold claim: if Arsenal snags the Premier League and Champions League, Declan Rice deserves the Ballon d'Or! This lad's been cooking up a storm with 48 appearances, five goals, and 11 assists. But let’s be real, the Gunners are floundering like a poorly cooked risotto. Get your act together, Arsenal, or it’s game over!