Maguire Slams Manchester United's Pre-Season Cooking Fiasco

Harry Maguire just dished out a raw performance! Manchester United's loss to AC Milan? A culinary catastrophe! They were slower than a snail in a slow cooker. Maguire called it their worst pre-season dish yet! But they’re injury-free and ready to turn up the heat against Hull City next week. Time to stop being idiot sandwiches and cook up a storm in the Premier League!