MLS Confirms Messi's No-Rule-Breaking Ref Encounter

Listen up, you lot! Major League Soccer just confirmed that Lionel Messi didn’t break any rules after that viral video of him trying to sneak into the ref's lair after Inter Miami's 3-0 thrashing by LAFC. He was in and out quicker than a soggy soufflé! Coach Mascherano was clueless, probably too busy figuring out how to salvage his team’s performance. Get it together, lads!