Neymar's back in the kitchen, folks! This 34-year-old maestro's been sidelined with a calf injury worse than serving raw chicken. After missing out on World Cup action, he’s ramping up training like a pro chef prepping for a Michelin star. Brazil's been cooking up decent results, but with Raphinha limping off, Neymar's experience might just save the day. Let’s hope he’s not an idiot sandwich out there!

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