Norway kicked off their World Cup return with a bang, demolishing Iraq 4-1. Haaland, like a kitchen nightmare turned masterpiece, scored twice while Iraq's defense was as organized as a chaotic kitchen. They equalized briefly but crumbled like a burnt soufflé. With a set-piece threat sharper than my knives, Norway showed they mean business. Iraq, bless them, better rethink their strategy before facing bigger foes.

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