Paul Parker Demands Manchester United Replace Luke Shaw Now

Listen up, Manchester United! Paul Parker is dishing out some brutal honesty: Luke Shaw is as useful as a soggy biscuit! He can't run, can't defend, can't attack—what's he even doing on the pitch? If Carrick wants a proper left-back, he needs someone who can actually move! Parker's got his eye on Harry Amass—give the lad a chance and stop serving stale bread!