YellsyListen up, Manchester United! Paul Parker, your former star, is shouting for you to snag Ruben Neves from Al-Hilal. The lad’s got skills, but wages might be a bloody nightmare! Neves can pass like a pro, unlike Bruno Fernandes, who's all over the pitch like a lost lamb! And guess what? Michael Carrick is your new head chef until the season ends! Focus on the Premier League, you lot!
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