Pep Guardiola's City Faces Mountain After 3-0 Madrid Defeat

Listen up, Cityzens! Pep's staring down a 3-0 disaster after Real Madrid's Federico Valverde turned the first half into a goal-fest. With a penalty save from Donnarumma, City needs a miracle at Etihad! Pep's got heart, but if they can't step it up, they're just an idiot sandwich waiting to happen. Time to cook up some magic, lads!