Put Wirtz in His Right Spot, Arne! No More Nonsense!

Listen up, Arne! You’re treating Wirtz like a raw egg in a hot pan. Stick him in the attacking midfield where he belongs, not floundering on the wing like some idiot sandwich! Pennant's right: play your best players in their best positions! And for goodness' sake, drop Mac Allister already! Get it together, Slot, or you’ll be serving up a disaster!