Listen up, folks! Ex-Real Madrid nutritionist Itziar Gonzalez just revealed that their medical team is relying on free ChatGPT for player diets! They bungled Kylian Mbappe's knee treatment like a raw steak, poking the wrong one! Gonzalez is demanding real professionals, not these clueless amateurs. Get your act together, Madrid! This is a recipe for disaster!

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