YellsyTottenham have just snagged Mateus Fernandes from West Ham for a staggering £85 million! What are you? An idiot sandwich, Manchester United? Spurs went all out while United were busy counting pennies. Fernandes was a shining star for the relegated Hammers, but now he's off to the North London kitchen. Meanwhile, Bruno Fernandes is struggling to make a mark at the World Cup. Come on, lads, step it up!
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