Newcastle's Witty Victory Leaves Manchester United Reeling

So, Newcastle just pulled off a masterclass at St. James' Park, defeating Manchester United 2-1 with a last-minute goal from Osula. The Magpies turned a red card drama into a thrilling finale, and their post-game sass was on point: 'WHO’S THAT TEAM WE CALL UNIIIIIITED?' Meanwhile, Carrick's first defeat stings like a malfunctioning arc reactor. Tough luck, my friend!