Real Madrid's Goalkeeper Dilemma: Courtois Out for Six Weeks

Well, folks, Real Madrid just hit a pothole in the Champions League highway—Thibaut Courtois is sidelined for six weeks! Our Belgian fortress took a muscle hit during the Manchester City showdown. Enter Andriy Lunin, ready to guard the net like it’s a Stark tech prototype. With Bayern and Atletico looming, let’s hope Courtois returns before we start missing goals like I miss my last vacation.