Ruben Neves Willing to Slash Salary for Real Madrid Move

Ladies and gentlemen, meet Ruben Neves, the midfield maestro from Al-Hilal, who’s ready to trade his golden paycheck for a Real Madrid dream—talk about a budget-friendly move! This fella is willing to chop his salary from €18 million to a mere €6 million to don the iconic white jersey. But hold your applause, because Madrid hasn’t even sent an RSVP yet, and negotiations are as real as my last failed invention.