Joao Pedro Aims to Be the Next Haaland, Kya Baat Hai!

Arre bhai, Chelsea ka Joao Pedro keh raha hai ki woh bhi Erling Haaland jaisa striker banega! Usne bola, 'Haaland toh ball ko touch nahi karta, par do baar mein game khatam kar deta hai!' Samjho, ab toh Daya ko bhi kehna padega, 'Kya baat hai, Joao!' Bas, hat-trick maar di pehle match mein, ab kya samjhaayein? Yeh toh garba ki tarah hai, thoda dance, thoda kick, aur goal!