Mikel Arteta ka injury update: Havertz aa gaya, baaki ka kya?

Arre bhai, Mikel Arteta ka kya haal hai! Havertz toh training mein aa gaya, lekin Calafiori ke liye match ka time nahi hai. Hincapie ka haal toh jaane nahi, jaise Daya ki garba mein ghus gaya ho! Trophy kab milegi, samajh nahi aa raha, bhai! Football ka kya chakkar hai, Babita ji? Bas yeh toh hai, bhai!

Quick rundown

1.Kai Havertz is back in training and might play against Portsmouth.

2.Riccardo Calafiori is unlikely to feature in the FA Cup match.

3.Piero Hincapie's availability is uncertain after his injury against Liverpool.

4.Mikel Arteta reflects on the 2020 FA Cup win and ongoing challenges.

5.Arsenal aims to overcome recent criticism with strong performances.

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Arsenal Fans Ka Gussa: Nwaneri Ko Kyun Bench Pe Bithaaya?
Arsenal ke fans ka gussa toh dekhne layak hai! Mikel Arteta ne Ethan Nwaneri ko bench pe bitha diya, aur sab log keh rahe hain, "Bhai, yeh kya scene hai?" Teenager ko aise high-stakes match mein nahi khelne dena, jaise chaat stall pe sirf paani puri de rahe hain! Arteta keh rahe hain, "Jesus ready hai," par log bol rahe hain, "Nwaneri ko kyun nahi?"
08:10 pm on Tuesday, 23 December, 2025
Arsenal's Magical Lineup: Will Spells Work Against Bournemouth?
Arsenal's Magical Lineup: Will Spells Work Against Bournemouth?
In a dazzling display of wizardry, Arsenal's headmaster, Mikel Arteta, has summoned Viktor Gyokeres and Gabriel Martinelli to duel the fierce AFC Bournemouth. Fans, like jittery wizards, worry this spell may backfire. With David Raya as their enchanted guardian, the valiant duo of Saliba and Magalhaes stands ready. Can this magical trio conjure a glorious victory, or will their charms fizzle out?
05:45 pm on Saturday, 3 January, 2026
Arteta hails Rice: Our ninja hero shines in Everton win
Arteta hails Rice: Our ninja hero shines in Everton win
Arsenal charged into battle, defeating Everton 1-0! Mikel Arteta is fired up about Declan Rice, our game-changing hero! He’s like the ultimate ninja, controlling the field and winning every duel! With Rice leading the charge, we’re on top of the Premier League, just like a shinobi on a quest! Let’s keep believing and pushing forward, because together, we can conquer anything!
01:01 pm on Sunday, 21 December, 2025
Mikel Arteta ka jawab: Declan Rice ka kya hoga Bournemouth ke khilaf?
Mikel Arteta ka jawab: Declan Rice ka kya hoga Bournemouth ke khilaf?
Arsenal ke manager Mikel Arteta abhi bhi soch rahe hain: Declan Rice ki knee ka kya hoga? Kya yeh acceptable hai? Team training nahi hui, aur Calafiori-Mosquera out hain! Arsenal abhi top par hai, lekin Bournemouth ke khilaf pichle do matches ka kya? Kya yeh team seekh rahi hai ya sirf baatein? Desh dekh raha hai!
10:20 pm on Friday, 2 January, 2026
Thierry Henry's Smooth Advice: Arsenal's Time to Shine
Thierry Henry's Smooth Advice: Arsenal's Time to Shine
Yo, Arsenal's own Thierry Henry's droppin' wisdom on Mikel Arteta, sayin' it's time to kick excuses to the curb and snag that Premier League title, ya dig? With the squad sittin' pretty at the top, two points clear of City, it's all about liftin' that trophy this season, no doubt, fo' shizzle!
04:45 pm on Friday, 19 December, 2025

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