Arsenal's Dry Pitch Drama: Gyökeres Blames Ground for Loss

So, like, Viktor Gyökeres, our Arsenal pal, is all, ‘Dude, the pitch was drier than my last date!’ after we lost 2-1 to Bournemouth. We only had three shots, and that’s not even enough for a good snack! Mikel’s feeling it, calling it a ‘punch in the face.’ But hey, we gotta shake it off and show Manchester City what we’re made of, right?