Hey, so Chelsea’s own Marcel Desailly is saying, "Max Lacroix? Not the superstar we need, my friends!" He thinks we should be looking for a defender who’s got the chops to handle the big leagues, not just someone from Crystal Palace. I mean, come on! We need a guy who can lead the defense like he’s the king of the pizza parlor! Let’s see how Alonso works this out, huh?

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