Dean's Stunned: Mo Salah Chooses Trabzonspor Over Liverpool

So, like, Dean Saunders is totally scratching his head about Mo Salah's move to Trabzonspor. I mean, why leave Liverpool? It's like ditching a pizza party for a salad bar! He’s all, 'I’m stunned! What’s going on?' Trabzonspor’s cool, but c'mon, Mo! You could’ve had better offers! Maybe he just wanted a change of scenery. Turkey's got great baklava, you know!