Haaland Hits the Jackpot as FPL's Most Expensive Player

Hey, hey! It’s your favorite goal-getter, Erling Haaland, breaking records like he breaks hearts! Now the most expensive FPL player ever, he’s priced at a jaw-dropping £15.5 million! After dazzling at the World Cup, he’s ready to score big in the Premier League again. Who knew being a goal machine could pay off like finding a pizza in the fridge? Let's go, Erling!

Quick rundown

1.Erling Haaland sets new FPL price record at £15.5 million.

2.Norway reaches World Cup quarter-finals for the first time.

3.Haaland scores seven goals in four World Cup games.

4.Manchester City finishes second in Premier League 2025-26.

5.Haaland wins third Premier League Golden Boot in four seasons.

Haaland Turns 26: A Viking Celebration Fit for a Legend
Haaland Turns 26: A Viking Celebration Fit for a Legend
Listen up! Erling Haaland just hit the big 2-6 and celebrated like a true Viking! He slapped on that ridiculous World Cup helmet, and what a sight it was! Scoring seven goals and turning defenders into mere shadows, he’s not just a player; he’s a bloody phenomenon! Now, can he bring that fire back to Manchester City this season? No pressure, right?
07:10 pm on Tuesday, 21 July, 2026
Erling Haaland Ditches Talk Show for World Cup Showdown
Erling Haaland Ditches Talk Show for World Cup Showdown
Hey there! So, our buddy Erling Haaland, the Norwegian goal-scorer extraordinaire, just said 'nope' to The Tonight Show before the big World Cup match against England! Instead, he’s busy scoring goals like they’re going out of style! With seven goals already, he’s right behind Messi, and who needs late-night TV when you’re a superstar? Talk about priorities, am I right?
06:55 pm on Thursday, 9 July, 2026
Watzke Says Haaland's Real Madrid Move is Inevitable, Fo' Shizzle
Watzke Says Haaland's Real Madrid Move is Inevitable, Fo' Shizzle
Yo, Borussia Dortmund’s big chief, Watzke, just spilled the beans on Erling Haaland. This g’s been tearing it up at Manchester City, scoring 162 times since 2022. But don’t sweat it, he’s eyeing Real Madrid in a couple years. Right now, he’s busy ballin’ at the World Cup, where he’s already netted seven goals in four matches. Keep your eyes peeled, fo’ shizzle.
11:05 pm on Wednesday, 8 July, 2026
Haaland Aur Mahrez Ki Techno Party Mein Dhamaka Reunion
Haaland Aur Mahrez Ki Techno Party Mein Dhamaka Reunion
Arre bhai, Erling Haaland aur Riyad Mahrez ka reunion hua hai techno party mein! St Tropez mein, birthday celebrations ke baad dono dost mast dance kar rahe the. Haaland ne apni Viking helmet pehni, jaise FIFA World Cup ki yaad dila di! Arre, kya baat hai! Ab yeh dekhna hai ki Haaland ka next season kya dhamaka karega, bhai! Kya samjhe? Bas, sab kuch mast hai!
12:05 pm on Wednesday, 22 July, 2026
Haaland's Hilarious Take on Norway's World Cup Absence
Haaland's Hilarious Take on Norway's World Cup Absence
Listen up! Erling Haaland just dropped a bombshell about Norway's 28-year World Cup hiatus: "You can’t blame me, I’m only 25!" After leading the team to a stunning qualifying spree with 16 goals, he’s making it clear Norway's not just a side dish but the main course in world football. Now, let’s see if he can keep the heat on against England!
10:25 am on Monday, 6 July, 2026

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