Joe Cole's Dream: Xabi Alonso for Chelsea, But Not Interested!

So, Chelsea legend Joe Cole thinks Xabi Alonso could be the next big boss at Stamford Bridge, but he’s like, 'Nah, Chelsea? No way!' Poor Liam Rosenior got tossed out after a losing streak. It’s like, c'mon, can we get some love here? The club's been a rollercoaster, and it’s time for a little stability, am I right?