Mateus Fernandes Chooses Tottenham Over Manchester United, Why?

Alright, folks! Mateus Fernandes, the charming fella, picked Tottenham over Manchester United! Why, you ask? Well, Roberto De Zerbi was like, 'I’ll be your second dad in England!' Plus, his buddy Pedro Porro was texting him, saying, 'C’mon, Mateus, we want you!' And guess what? He’s already scored a goal! How you doin’?