Messi Joins Ronaldo in World Cup Scoring Fun Fest

Hey, you guys! Lionel Messi just joined Cristiano Ronaldo in the World Cup Legends Club! Scoring in five World Cups is like winning a pizza-eating contest five times! In Argentina's game against Algeria, Messi kicked it into high gear, scoring a beauty after a couple of offside hiccups. That's his 118th goal for the national team! Now, if only I could score like that on my first date!