Pundit McCoist Says: Keep Alisson or Else, Liverpool!

Alright, folks! Pundit Ally McCoist is waving his arms like a madman, saying, 'Keep Alisson, alright?' because this guy is a total superstar! With Salah and Robertson possibly packing their bags, Liverpool can't lose Alisson too! He's been a wall, helping the Reds grab six shiny trophies! But, yikes, he's been a bit injury-prone. Let's get some pizza and sort this out, huh?