Real Madrid Scores Big with Sale of Academy Player

Hey, guess what? Real Madrid just waved goodbye to Jacobo Ortega, a striker who never even got to wear the big-boy jersey! They sold him to Strasbourg for a jaw-dropping €10 million. That’s like finding a treasure chest in your backyard! Ortega had a blast scoring goals with the youth teams, and now he’s off to shine in France. Break a leg, buddy! And don’t forget to send postcards!