Trump's Got His Eye on Infantino for UN Chief Gig

So, get this! President Trump is eyeing FIFA's Gianni Infantino to take the UN chief spot after the 2026 World Cup wraps up. I mean, who wouldn’t want a guy who can juggle trophies like a pro? Infantino, the big guy since 2016, might need a few pals from the Security Council to back him up. But hey, if you can handle World Cup chaos, you can handle anything, right?