Walcott's wild claim: Real Madrid would land eighth in EPL

Hey, listen up! Arsenal's own Theo Walcott is throwing down the gauntlet, saying if Real Madrid played in the Premier League, they'd be chilling at eighth place! Can you believe it? Wayne Rooney thinks they might sneak into the top four, but away games? Oof! And guess what? Martin Zubimendi is ditching Real for Arsenal in 2025. Talk about a plot twist, huh?

Quick rundown

1.Theo Walcott predicts Real Madrid would finish eighth in the Premier League.

2.Wayne Rooney believes Real Madrid would make it to the top four.

3.Alan Shearer thinks Real Madrid would struggle with consistency but finish in the top four.

4.Real Madrid has a mixed record against English teams, with 17 wins and 14 losses.

5.Martin Zubimendi chose Arsenal over Real Madrid, influenced by Mikel Arteta.

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