Zlatan's Pizza-Sized Rant on Norway's Scaredy-Cat Move

So, like, Zlatan's all fired up because Norway decided to bench ten of their big stars against France! I mean, resting Erling Haaland? That's like skipping the best part of the meal! Zlatan thinks they're scared, but Roy Keane says they just have different goals. Well, they lost 4-1 anyway, so maybe they should've played their A-team! How you doin'?!