Courtois Crushes Alonso Sacking Rumors After City Triumph

Ladies and gentlemen, hold onto your seats! Real Madrid's stalwart, Thibaut Courtois, has smashed the whispers of teammate treachery against Xabi Alonso after a jaw-dropping 3-0 victory over Manchester City! Courtois boldly proclaims, 'No player set him up!' as the drama unfolds! And let's not forget Valverde's first-ever hat-trick! This is football, folks, where legends are born and chaos reigns!