Haaland's Disappearing Act in City's 3-0 Madrid Meltdown

Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round! In a stunning clash at the Bernabeu, Manchester City faced off against Real Madrid, and Erling Haaland? He was a no-show! With a performance so lackluster it could put a sloth to sleep, Haaland completed just three passes in 82 minutes. City now faces a mountain of despair after a 3-0 defeat. What a night to forget!