Arsenal Fans Bewitched by Arteta's Lineup Choices Again

In a bewitching turn of events, Mikel Arteta has summoned the enigmatic Gabriel Martinelli to join the starting lineup against the mysterious Sporting CP. Arsenal fans, akin to a confounded Quidditch team, are left wondering if this lineup will lead to a spectacular victory or another Howler of disappointment as they seek to escape their recent misfortunes.