Cristiano Ronaldo Missing from Portugal's Magical Squad Adventure

In a twist of fate, Cristiano the Conqueror is absent from Portugal's enchanted squad for the pre-World Cup duels in March. Since a mysterious muscle curse struck during a grand battle against Al-Fayha, he’s been recuperating in the magical realm of Madrid, while Coach Roberto the Wise aims for his triumphant return when the World Cup spells commence.