Dorgu Names Ronaldo, Scholes, Rooney as United's GOATs

In the magical realm of Old Trafford, young wizard Patrick Dorgu, a left-back of 21 summers, summoned the names of three legendary sorcerers: Ronaldo, Scholes, and Rooney, as the greatest of all time! Though he never shared a Quidditch pitch with them, he faced Ronaldo in a magical duel for Denmark in the Nations League. And lo! He scored his first spellbinding goal against the fearsome Newcastle, sealing a thrilling victory!