Bruno Fernandes: United ka captain, dil se hai saath!

Arre suno, Manchester United ka dil hai Bruno Fernandes ke saath! 2026 tak captain ko bechne ka koi khayal nahi, bhai! Paisa ki baatein hawa mein ud gayi, kyunki Fernandes ne kaha, "Main toh yahan hoon, sirf pyaar ke liye!" Al-Hilal ki khushboo bhi ab door ho gayi, kyunki dil ki baat hai, samjhe? Captain banne ki shaan toh dekh lo, paisa toh aayega, par yeh dil ki baatein alag hain!