Manchester United ka chakkar: 13 khiladiyon ka nikalna tay hai!

Arre bhaiyon aur behnon, Manchester United ka chakkar hai dhak-dhak! 13 khiladiyon ka nikalna tay hai, jaise baarish mein chhatri khul jaaye! Casemiro ki toh confirm hai, jaise chori ki raat! Rashford aur Hojlund bhi hain khud ko bachane ke liye tayaar, par Champions League ki taraf kadam rakhne se pehle, in sabko nikaalna hoga, kyunki 'naya saal, nayi baatein' hai yaar!